A lot of things have changed since I first hit
finger to keyboard and made my initial scratchings writing HTML with NotePad. Hopefully with the use of FrontPage I can make something that is
quicker to update. I get lots of laughs, not belly laughs mind you,
when I read the searches that I get on my website so I will leave in my original intro.
"This website does not have silly key words like penis and breast to confuse search engines. It also doesn't include things like arse or gerbils because that would be rude. Words such as bollocks and bugger would be really inappropriate so they have been left out. Stupid jokes like "How do you make a bear cross?" "Nail two together." have also been kept to a minimum. Photos of naked bottoms and the odd topless shot have yet to be added. Really funny audio files of farting noises have been limited to a total of none. And of course really piss funny movies of people falling over and getting their heads stuck up elephant bottoms have yet to be added.
However it does have stuff about landcruisers, my work, my girlfriend and some of my other interests.
I hope that you enjoy."